Talk is often cheap and filled with air

Everything's a big deal and nothing matters.


Current fling: Trust me, I'm not nearly as happy as I come off. Give it a few months.

Ex-girlfriends: Stop bothering me. I just don't give a shit. I'm sorry I was an asshole, or whatever.

Ex-wife: You're apparently karma-proof. Congratulations. Enjoy your new mid-senior level job and new house. I just deferred my college loans. Again.

Friends: Let's just have fun. I want to drink with you and laugh with you. I don't want to talk about my shitty life. I don't want you to judge me, and I don't care to judge you.

Family: I love you all more than anything you could ever understand.

Facebook: Why in the holy fuck have I not deleted you yet? Narcissism is a heavy load to bear.

Government: You're scared because you know we don't need you anymore.

Job: Stop overworking me and underpaying me. I'm good at what I do. eh fuck it, nevermind.

Mom: Miss you.

Obama: Thanks for nothing, asshole.


Everything matters and no one cares.